You'Re InDoneSian iF... (pLus coMMenTs froM me!)
* Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a day.
(Not really... :P Used to it already)* You believe kecap ABC could turn bad cooking to gourmet food.
(Hmm... ga percaya gue.. Tapi still.. emang bisa bikin makanan yang hambar jadi mayan enaQ.. hihih)* You think our country is a democracy.
(Kata guRu2 waktu SD-SMU sih Gitu)* You talk during a movie.
(Nggak. Kalo gw biasanya makan poPcoRn tuu)* You use a bucket instead of toilet paper in the bathroom.
(Uda ngga. sKaranG di ruMah gw pake semProtaN)* You eat fried rice in the morning.
(eMm.. kalu di JakarTa iya.. d Sini ga ada Yang masaQin sih)
* You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans over Gap or Levi's.
(Gw siH jeaNs meRk apa aJa yang pentiNg coMfy..)* You don't think Jim Carrey is funny.
(KoNyoL sih mnuRut g)* You think Onky Alexander is a hunk.
(Gak Tuuu... )* You think Rhoma Irama is kampungan.
(Yo'i!)* You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to whereever you travel.
(Maunya siH giTu. Di peRtH sambeL langka! taPi kBanyakaN lupa muLu)* Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000 embarrasses you.
(Gw siH ga tLL proBleM.. aSaL beNtuKnya daH ga kotaK gw dah suKa koQ)* You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it anyways, because you are homesick.
(Hahaha.. the oNly daNgduT daT i liSten is "dangduT is the muSic oF my couNtry"-nya ProJect Pop, iTupuN kareNa gw ada aLbumnya!)* You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy tahu and tempe.
(Ngapain! MenDing caRi resTo terdekaT yang juaL masaKan taHu) * You are "Dreaming of a WARM Christmas".
(Weew... i ThinK it's moRe of a RAINY ChrisTmas, wiTh the flooD and aLL that)* You are very good at avoiding potholes and other road hazards.
(Gw T'maSuk 8390 kaLo di jaLanan.. beLom terBiasa nyeTir di inDo)* Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal.
(YuP! n i'M pRoud of it. Means indo kaya.. saMbaL dioBRaL di mana2.. Ga kayak di sini. Di KFC ga ada samBeL.. kalu Mo saMbeL kudu beLi, daH mana diKit baNget.. n ga PedeS lagi *misuh2*) * You think Supermi is a staple food.
(YuP2.. aPaLagi di sini. maKanan termuRaH dan paLing ngeNyangin *wink*)* You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin as a quarter in a US vending machine/pay phone.
(gaK tu.. gW ga di US soaLnye)* You have ever successfully bribed a police officer.
(ga peRna keNa tiLank.. :P)* You have ever successfully bribed a customs officer.
(yeP.. wiTh 1 oraNge)* You have smuggled electronics and porn into Indonesia.
(Ga peRnah.. ElecTroniC di Indo lebih muRah)* You do your shopping in Singapore.
(Hu.. teTeP.. enaKan shoppinG di manGdu)* Your drivers license claims you are 5 years older then you really are.
(Ga tuWW!)* You have ever legally bought pirated software.
(SeRiNg. dah giTu gw PiraTe lagi buaT temen2.. haha)* You have ever been forced to memorize UUD'45.
(YeP.. duRing thosE PMP n PPKn LessoNs. WondeRing what they'Re for)* You have bought something from a barefooted street peddler.
(soMe loLLieS n tiSsues)* You know exactly how many islands Indonesia has.
(Ga tau Tuh Gw.. ga kerajinan ngiTungin.. boRo2 pulau.. skaraNg ada proPinsi di Indo aja gw ga tau!) * You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on wheels.
(of couRse. They'Re the beSt whaT? SioMay, baKso, baKwan, saTe... yummm!!)* You realized that money is everything before you were six.
(Hahahaha)* The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word "Jakarta" is "macet".
(YeP. N pRouD of iT! Kalo jalanan lenGang.. pasti ada apa2.. ahahah)*Someone you know has ever ridden on top of a train.
(ga taU tuH... kaYaknya temeN2 gw ga BakaLan seDespeRate itu)* Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways to ride the city bus for free.
(JaraNg naiK buS.. hehe)* You don't mind people being late.
(KaDang seBeL juga sih... Tergantung teLatnya beraPa lama)
* You think standing in line is a waste of time.
(ga juGa.. kaLo eMang perLu. tP yang nyeRobot2 itu yg bikin Gw seBeL) * You have tried every Monday of your youth trying to avoid upacara bendera.
(Hahaha... puRa2 saKit perUt.. puRa2 puYenk.. biaR bisa duduQ.. hihihi)
* You have used a mosquito repellant that looks like a coil and is lit on one end.
(obAt nyaMoeK baKar.. nyaMuk sini cuma takuT 3 Roda.. Hahahahah.. oF couRse laaaH)* You use the terms "Ni yee", "-lah" and "Ih,jijay" on daily basis
(uDa ga daiLy. tp "-lah" sih masiH)* You know what Pancasila is, what it means and know it by heart.
(Gw tau PancasiLa. aRtinya 5 siLa.. taPi.. aFaL aPa nggaKnya haRus ditesT lagi..)* You complain that movies in America don't have sub-titles.
(suMtiMes. tP Gw leBih ngerTi ameRican eNglish daripada BriTish. tRy waTching billy eLLioT wiThout suBtiTles, guYs! Hehe) * Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV commercials.
(Ga tLL tuH)* You have ever consulted a dukun.
(yeeeuuucckkk! oGaaH. I conSult my God)* Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and gotten away with it.
(YeP yeP!)* You have ever spent the night before an exam looking for someone who sells the questions.
(ga Perna tuH... Hehehe.. eNakan bobo)* You like the smell of terasi.
(SoRt of. NyokAp seriNk masaK soalnya)* You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl.
(gaK.)* You can name a manufacturer of shuttlecocks/badminton birdies.
(HeMm.. waS it "GadjaH maDa" ?? ahahhaa)* You have a 16' satellite dish hidden in your back yard.
(gw kaga pNy bacKyaRd.. jaDi adaNya di GenteNg tuh. Itupun dah Rusak kliatane) * You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three wheels.
(d u meaN 'BMW'? BajaJ meRah waRnanya. Of CouRse Lahh!!! The most amazing veHicLe in the woRld!)* You miss your maid during laundry day.
(yeP. EspeciaLLy pas bagiaN cuci2 eN gosok2 sePre.)* Your clothing has brand names printed on it that is visible from 50' away.
(I duN weaR branDs!) * You attend weddings only until you are done eating.
(loh2.. eMank mo ngaPaiN lagee?)* You have attended weddings that you are not invited to.
(hahah.. yeaH.. reCently. TesT food boo!)* You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins.
(ga saMpe seBokeQ iTu laahh)* You know more than one music group that stole the tune of Cranberries' "Zombie".
(saPa aja siH.. koQ gw ga Tau?)* You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table.
(weKs.. enGGa. Bisa2 keRacunan entaR..)* You make major decisions based on gengsi.
(gaK..)* You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30 days money-back-guarantee to "borrow" home appliances.
(eNgga tuuh)* Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide cookies from the all-you-can-eat bar.
(hahaha... SoRi de.. kiTa ga sedespeRate itu)* You have paid more then $1000 to get your name on your license plate.
(gaK.. ngaPaiN.. $1000 doLLaR mendiNgan buaT beLi HP baru)* When watching TV you regularly find that all the channels broadcast the same thing.
(yeP. SinEtroN is the besT!)* You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviations.
(aPa aja ye? GaPTeK, ABG, iLfiL,LemOt.. hhehe.. ga Tau aH... )
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at 12:24 PM JST
